I heard we made out
I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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