Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
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