Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I am available for nakedness
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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