oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Swine flu. Run for my life!
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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