I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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