It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
You ruined the universe
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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