they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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