Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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