is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Randomize
