Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Randomize
