i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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