I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Randomize
