Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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