Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
