operation harelip BJ is a go
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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