he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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