Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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