hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
you never un-have a 4some
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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