What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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