So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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