I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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