do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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