so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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