Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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