Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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