I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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