not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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