Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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