DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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