You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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