Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
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