Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
It was like getting head from an anaconda
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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