It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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