I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Green mimosas i think yes
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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