The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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