fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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