I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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