Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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