at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Randomize
