i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
So squirting runs in the family.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Randomize
