I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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