people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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