Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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