I bet he comes in French.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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