I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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