So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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