If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Just puked most of my soul out..
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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