Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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