I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
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