Quick, to the slutcave!
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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