Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
I CAN MOONWALK!
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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