I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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