You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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