brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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