I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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