there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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